Friday, October 19, 2018

Date Minder

Welcome to my latest invention, the Date Minder.
It's a chronological list of the months of the year, including all the days of each month also in chronological order. If that wasn't enough, each of those days is sitting in a little box with enough room to add some important information about that day. Date Minder!
Each month includes a full-colour photo of a fascinating place in our incredible world. But don't let those gorgeous photos overtake the majesty of the Date Minder, an ingenious invention for anyone who has to remember important dates.
Birthdays? Anniversary? Garbage Day?
Date Minder has you covered.
Call today!
2019 Date Minder.
I know it says "calendar" on the cover. No mind. Date Minder. 2019, January to December in the correct order. Nothing like it out there, says Breitbart Shrews.
For order info, head to my website and click the "Contact" button.
Or skip all that and just email me directly! rey @ my web address.
Then tell me you can't survive 2019 without the Date Minder!
Twenty-five bucks solves all your date-related* problems.

8.5 by 11" coil bound, Date Minder opens to 17 by 11", photo on top half, dates on bottom.
Images are full bleed.

*is that ambiguous? In this case, 'date-related' refers to things you might put on your calendar. In case of any discrepancy or confusion (on my part or yours), this guarantee is null and void. That is a guarantee.